Doesn’t everyone go to college to be more of an
intellectual? I know I did. Now you can do it more simply. Here is a fun Reddit thread on intellectual jokes.
This is the one that I keep telling everyone:
Jean-Paul
Sartre is sitting at a French café revising a draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The
waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with
no milk?”
On Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, he
mentions a Bob Newhart joke that I also think forces you to think (probably
Polish should be changed to something less offensive):
Two Polish pilots are
bringing their plane in a for a landing. The plane hits the run, but there isn’t
enough room to stop and they crash into the terminal. One pilot turns to the
other and say, “Man, that was a short runway.” The other replies, “But it sure
was wide though.”
